The Naked Roommate : And 107 Other Issues You Might Run Into in College.

Cohen, Harlan.
Naperville : Sourcebooks, 2017.
1 online resource (562 pages)
7th ed.

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Front Cover
Title Page
Book Orientation: The Stuff before the Tips
Welcome Students
My Reason for Writing This Book
How This Book Was Written
The Seventh Edition: Toned, Leaner, and Fitter
Additional Resources
A Note to Parents
A Note to Educators
A Final Note to All Readers
First Page and First Days of College
Chapter 1: Arriving on Campus: So Real You Can Smell It, Touch It, and Taste It
1: Expect the Unexpected
2: Patience, Patience, and More Patience
3: Finding Your Three Places on Campus
3.5: The Five People in Your Corner
4: When Lost or Confused, Ask
5: Be Yourself: Not Me, Not Him, Not Her
6: About Your Parents...
7: Homesickness: Breathe Deep, It's in the Air
8: Technology: The Fifth Wall
Harlan's Tip Sheet
Chapter 2: Residence Halls: Living, Eating, and Bathing with Hundreds of Strangers
9: Residence Halls: A Cruise without the Water
10: Meet People without Even Trying
11: Resident Assistants: Your Personal Assistant
12: Not All Residence Halls Are Created Equal
13: The Ugly Side of Residential Life
Harlan's Tip Sheet
Chapter 3: Roommates: Good Ones, Bad Ones, and Everything in Between
14: The Ultimate Roommate Rule
15: The Random Roommate
16: The Naked Roommate
17: The Best Friend Roommate
18: The Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, or Transgender Roommate
19: The Noisy, Naughty, and/or Nasty Roommate
19.99: The Masturbating Roommate
20: The Your-Girlfriend/Boyfriend-Doesn't-Live-Here Roommate
21: The Lying, Stealing, Klepto Roommate
22: The Drunk and/or High Roommate
23: The Roommate in Need
Harlan's Tip Sheet
A Break to Warn You about Holiday Break
Chapter 4: Finding Friends: Your Social or Antisocial College Life
24: The Snow Globe Factor.
25: Shopping for New Friends
26: Why College Friends Are Different
27: Friend Today, Gone Tomorrow
28: High School Friends, Cows, and Cats
Harlan's Tip Sheet
Chapter 5: Getting Involved on Campus: An All-You-Can-Do Buffet
29: Getting Involved: What, Where, When, How, and Why (but not in that order)
30: Clubs and Organizations: A Smorgasbord of Opportunity
31: Sports and Athletics: Buckets of College Sweat
32: Academic Organizations: Where Smart People Gather
33: Religious Activities: Your Prayers Answered and the Culture Club (not Boy George)
34: The Perks: Travel and See the World for Free
Harlan's Tip Sheet
Chapter 6: Greek Life: Behind the Doors, Windows, and Walls of Fraternity and Sorority Life
35: Greek Life: Getting In
36: Greek Life: The Good
37: Greek Life: The Bad
38: Greek Life: The Ugly
Harlan's Tip Sheet
Chapter 7: Life Inside the Classroom: Assuming You Wake Up and Go to Class
39: To Go or Not to Go
40: Nice Professor, Nice Professor
41: How to Get an A (or almost an A)
42: How to Just Pass
43: How to Fail
44: The Cheat Sheet
45: The Art of Reading (or not reading) the College Textbook
46: Take Notes Here
47: Do It in a Group
48: Old Exams, Sharing Notes, and Mostly Legal Ways to Pass
49: The Major Issue: Picking One
50: Advice on Your Advisor
51: Pick a Number, Any Number
52: Time for Time Management (this will be fast!)
53: Wine Tasting, Bowling, and Other Important Electives
Harlan's Tip Sheet
Chapter 8: Dating and Relationships: Your Higher Education in Lust, Love, and Loss
54: The Rules of College Love (or just lust)
55: The College Hookup
55.5: The Most Important Relationship
56: Close-Distance Relationships
57: Long-Distance Relationships (LDRs)
58: High School Bitter Sweethearts.
59: Imaginary Relationships and Online Dating
60: The Friendly Relationship
61: Gay/Lesbian/Bisexual/Transgender Relationships
62: Cheaters, Users, and Abusers
63: I Have No Life Other Than My Relationship
64: I Got Dumped and No Longer Have a Relationship
Harlan's Tip Sheet
Chapter 9: Sex: Having It, Not Having It, Hearing Other People Having It
65: Deciding to Do It
66: Deciding Not to Do It
67: Doing It Way Too Much
68: The One-Night Stand
69: Pimps, Hos, and Reputations
70: Sexual Souvenirs
71: The U of Birth Control
72: Possibly Pregnant
Harlan's Tip Sheet
Chapter 10: Drinking on Campus: Tapping the Keg of Truth
73: Drinking on Campus
74: Slow Down, Don't Drink Too Fast
75: Not Everyone Is Drinking
76: The Social Lubricant
77: Unsafe Sex and Alcohol
78: Sexual Assault and Alcohol
79: Don't Be So Stupid That You Accidentally Kill Yourself
80: Drinking and Driving
81: Still Hungover…
82: You Might Be an Alcoholic If...
Harlan's Tip Sheet
Chapter 11: Drugs on Campus: The Smoking, Snorting, and Pill-Popping Truth
83: About Drugs on Campus
84: How to Avoid Them
85: Why Not to Do Drugs
86: Just Don't Accidentally Die
87: College Smoking Butts
Harlan's Tip Sheet
Chapter 12: Money, Laundry, and Cheap Eats: Assuming You Have Enough Money to Eat and Do Laundry
87.9: The Seven BIGGEST Financial Mistakes First-Year Students Make
88: Loans, Grants, Scholarships, and Loose Change
89: Your Financial Aid Advisor: Money, Money, Money, Monnnnneeey
90: Part-Time Jobs, Big-Time Benefits
91: The Credit Card and the 600 Candy Bar
92: Bad Checks, Bad Credit, and Bad Ideas…
93: Checking Out the College Checking Account
94: Sorry, This Book Is Now "Used"
95: Cheap Strategies for Eating (or barely eating).
96: Laundry Tips: This Page Is Not Fabric Softener
Harlan's Tip Sheet
Chapter 13: Things Not Mentioned in the College Brochure: What They Don't Tell You
97: The Freshman 15…Or, Um, 45
98: The Student Body Image
99: Exposing the College Eating Disorder
100: Depression and Other Major Mental Health Issues
101: Sexual Assault
102: To Transfer or Not to Transfer
103: Safe, Schmafe
104: Commuting? Words to Take with You
104.1: Community College: A Smart and Less Expensive Road
105: Diversity: Sexual, Religious, Racial-It's All Good
Harlan's Tip Sheet
Chapter 14: College: A Higher Education: It's Almost Time to Say Good-bye
106: The U of No Regrets
107: Your Tip Goes Here
The Naked Rear End
About the Naked Author
Back Cover.
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